The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.
woah hold the American bagel there buddy.
The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.
I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.
When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit
So I gave myself an american rub
When an American woman has a threesome with a Canadian man and a Mexican man, finally resolving both the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812 in a matter of minutes.
Hey Stacy, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my friend Antonio Rodriguez. Wanna make an American Sandwich?
Slang for a woman's period, also known as "that time of the month".
1: Oh did you recently hear about Alice?
2: Yeah I heard she went psycho and went around stabbing their air thinking demons were trying to get her.
1: Jesus, that's insane. She must be having an American McGee.
A nickname for the American melodeath/folk metal band Frost Giant as they share a similar sound as Ensiferum (from Finland). Basically they’re a sloppy Americanized version of something greater.
Frost Giant is basically American Ensiferum, just more sloppy and fatter looking.
The offspring of a mysogynistic sexual relationship between a black person and a Mexican.
DPS Office trying to get a voter ID card.
APPLICANT - Umm...excuse me Madame but there doesn't appear to be a racial category on the form for Latrifican-American, which I am because my Mother is Lupita, Mexican (well she speaks Mexican) and my Father is Tyrell, black, which makes me a Latrifican-American.
DPS Agent - Then just put white down and get in front of the screen fo' yo' picture. An look white.