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In the spirits of celebration put mint powder at the tip of your cock and cum. Make sure you do this with 5 to 10 people it is a bukkake. Just for extra kink add some chocolate powder.
"What did you do in the holidays?"
"I got a Christmas bukkake"
"so that's why you smell like mint chocolate"
Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.
"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."
"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."
A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.
*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"
When you masturbate on the 25th of December to anything remotely christmas related.
Chase, dinner is ready stop having a Christmas nut.
It's a new alternative to No Nut November. No Carey Christmas. A challenge of how long one can go in the Christmas season without hearing Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas is you!"
I lost No Carey Christmas at the mall last week.
A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.
That Christmas sausage could last for several days.
When you get absolutely steaming to the point you can’t see.
Guy: OMG, I’m gonna get absolutely Christmas Chaz’d!!