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Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. 😍😍😍
"🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼COCK=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest bitch elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most bitchin 🍬peppermint 🍬pussy in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS 😘 / DICKMAS 💦🍆👅 YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼"
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When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
Valentine's day.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
A exaggerated extent of time that exceeds it's limit beyond what should be normal.
She took an whole Christmas Year to get here.
How long is it going to take you to finish that? A Christmas year?
Sugar, candy and presents fuel this rage of greed. Christmas crazy usually starts from the time one wakes up on Christmas morning and begins opening their stockings and eating candy but symptoms have been known to manifest in some subjects all year round. Known symptoms are; apathy, greed, selfishness and hyperactivity. Not subject to only human victims.
Hey, why is your cat acting psycho and climbing up through the middle of you Christmas tree?
I don't know, he must be Christmas crazy.
The insanity, irrationality and general madness that sets in shortly after Thanksgiving and does not break until after New Year's Day. Very prevalent in women and can be passed from generation to generation.
Thankfully Christmas is over. I thought I would have to have my wife committed.
Yeah, she's Christmas Crazy, just like her mother.
Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.
I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.