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Abbreviated form of "vomit in my mouth", used to express disgust, generally at a suggested activity. The "M" can be swapped out for other readily identifiable words, such as 'C' for car.
"Hey, wanna go eat at Applebees?"
"Oh, V in my M. Lets go to Chili's instead."
also
"She's really drunk, we should give her a ride home, I just hope she doesn't V in my C."
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A race term for being REALLY slow, stands for Dead Mother Fuckin Last.
Scott:Lil E was soooo slow on the track today.
Bob: Well I sure he finished in front of the two girls he was racing against.
Scott: Sorry dog.... he was DMFL!!
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Declaring to someone your immediate, forthcoming intention of correcting a situation that you find non-accommodating to your person. This can take the form of an overt physical act such as: slapping, shoving, kicking, reckless driving into the side of a Quick Mart, throwing molten Cheese Whiz, or an act of retribution such as filming someone using a toilet bowl, to be used as blackmail, etc. It can and is often preceded by an exclamation such as: "Bitch!", "Ass!", "Punk!", "Dude!", "Dawg!", "Whore!", etc.
Warning: it should not be used in certain situations, such as "Your Honor!, I`m about to ball this."
"Dude, Leroy just smashed into your car."
"Bitch, I`m about to ball this!"
An example of this phrase in use can be seen in the film Smokin`Aces (2006), as provided by the character "Warren."
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the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Chorus:
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Chorus 2x
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So w
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me"
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In "Homer Goes to College," Homer gleefully sets his high school diploma aflame, while singing, "I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T!" Behind him his living room is going up in flames.
The now legendary "S-M-R-T" line was actually not in the script and was a genuine error by voice actor Dan Castellaneta. However, the error was so much in Homer's character that they chose to include it in the finished product.
People now chant either "S-M-R-T" or "I am so smart, S-M-R-T", particularly when they're feeling stupid, celebratory, or both.
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When a hot woman has a child, and becomes an official MILF
Wife: The test shows I'm pregnant
Husband: Looks like you're earning your M, MILF inbound!
Wife: *slap*
A: Did you that chick who works at the post office is pregnant?
B: Whoa, she's totally earning her M
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means SIMP; from Phineas and Ferb, it would mean Squirrels In My Pants (a meme that felix will never understand because he's a simp)
Candace: AHHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!!!
Phineas and Ferb at the same time: S to the I to the M to the P
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