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A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.
Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!
when you beat your meat in a public setting
“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”
Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:
a knee-jerk conservative.
When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.
The act of jerking off while working out.
Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.
November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?