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An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.
When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".
Science class is nothing, but bullshit that we are not going to need in the future or what we already know.
Science class teacher: And that's how oxygen turn into carbon dioxide.
Person 1: why the fuck do we need to know this?
A required class in School that teaches you shit the average sane human being will never use, such as how plants grow.
In science class, we learned how a plant reproduces. I'm going to be a insert job here!
Science class is the most annoyingly pointless core there could possibly be. Something to note about all other subjects in school such as math, english, and history is that they actually are (for the most part) beneficial in later life. Science is not. It doesn't matter if you are flipping patties like spongebob or destroying earth with laser sharks. You don't need to know what homologous means or heterozygous or learn how to make a punnett square. You simply don't
Man I have Science Class this year I can't wait to learn all about a completely pointless subject even though I most likely will just be a minimum wage slave!
Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done
“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”
When an "original" and/or "seasoned" swamp donkey has reached a high level of experience, they graduate from intercourse with anyone for a hit to only sleeping with married men. Usually only their "friends" husbands making them a high class swampy
Did you hear about Dana? She got caught in bed with Jennifer's husband... again! Guess that means she's a high class swampy now
Students who receive the highest academic ranking, often Indians and Chinese students (i.e. Akshay, Xanin)
Person 1: Yo nigga wtf! Did you see what Akshay got on the test! Omfg! How?
Person 2: Yo what did he get? 99?
Person 1: No, nigga! He's Akshay. He got 102.
Person 2: Oh shit, he's totally getting 1st in class.
Person 1: More like 1st in ass. All the hoes will be after him.
Person 2: They already are, nigga. Just look at him. He already got all the thots.
Person 1: Oh shit, Allison and Marie talking to him. I need to get tutoring from that massive dickman in order to squeeze Allison's fucking huge ass.
Person 2: Yo nigga, back when I was 1st in class, me and Marie was fucking everyday. It was great, but no 1st=small penis=no Marie and no Allison
Person 1: Damn. I need Allison's ass. Ill go scoop those titties rn.
Person 2: Only Akshay gets to do that because he's 1st in class.