get stretched

get f*cked

me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!

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Get niggered

"Get niggered" is a more derogatory/offensive way to say "get fucked"

Jim: I love this game but I'm so bad at it.
Jim: *dies* Fuck!
Tom: Ha! Get niggered!

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Get Fuzzy

The funny version of Garfield.

Now you gotta love any strip with a cat named Bucky who puts dents in everything... unless of course you're a Red Sox fan.

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get off

to make out/snog/pash someone

im going to get off with her tonight
i got off with her

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get naenae'd

When you just got naenae'd.

Get naenae'd, bitch.

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get bent

"Get Bent!": Literally meaning "bend over so I can fuck you in the ass", get bent is an expletive like any other. By omitting any curse words in this particular assertion of hate, "Get Bent!" retains the severity of a "go fuck yourself" or a "fuck off" all the while staying somewhat innocent. The kind of expletive you could use in front of your grandmother, or when damning a nun.

"Get bent you nun-bitch!"

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Get Fuzzy

Get Fuzzy is the funniest comic strip ever featuring bucky katt, satchel pooch, and rob, their owner. very clever and always entertaining

Get Fuzzy!(bucky and satchel are on a rocking chair)
satchel: this is fun!
bucky: LESS TALK MORE ROCK!

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