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An occurrence when two generally heterosexual males engage in casual erotic interactions with one another, usually involving handjobs and blowjobs but not anal sex. This sometimes occurs when female sexual company is not available, or at times as a gesture of straight male comraderie and friendship, or appreciation of phallus not involving any romantic implications. This is especially common among members of fraternities in college settings.
After the football game, a few beers, and some hits from the bong, Danny and Stephen decided that Saturday night would be a great time to watch some porn and then bro down.
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Sweet bros are a sub-group of the larger and more well-known Douche bag group. Sweet bros are differentiated from the rest of the douche bags by their frequent use of the phrase, "sweet bro" ("how are you?" "I am great" "Sweet Bro."). During the fall and winter months, sweet bros can be found all over the country in their respective homes. However, in the summer they migrate to large metropolitan cities where they engage in "summer sales" where they prowl neighborhoods, going door to door, selling Satellite television service, Pest control, or Security systems. It is important to note that if you are ever approached by a Sweet bro, it's likely because he wants to try and convince you to do summer sales as well so as to increase his pay grade. If this happens, hold totally still; their vision is based on movement. Sweet bros employ many of the token douche bag practices such as fist bumping, staring at themselves in the mirror at the gym, and shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Does that Sweet bro know his hat is cocked slightly to the left?
That guy was a total Sweet bro.
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A guy who plays lacrosse addictively, there skills at lacrosse are one of there few redeeming qualities. They have long hair, look high, and always talk about lacrosse with other lacrosse players.
"dude i was like going up against some nube from gilman and I like owned his ass"
"shut up u fuckin laxer bro"
"Im not a laxer bro"
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The set of rules that is determined amongst a group of friends. This code can include anything from dating rules to what type of food must be cooked at a bro night. The Bro Code can also include punishments for breaking these rules & laws, and they must be followed if you wish to stay within the circle of bros.
Guy #1: Dude, last night I got laid by Derek's ex-girlfriend.
Guy #2: You violated Bro Code! You know the punishment for sleeping with a friend's ex!
Guy #1: Aww, and I had just got rid of the bruises from last time...
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Slang for Bud Light, the beer of choice for bros, bro hoes, and other 909ers.
I have the runs because I drank a couple pitchers of Bro Light last night with the SRH crew.
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Passport Bro phenomenon is of men who are tired of the 80/20 pareto rule in dating and are choosing to go abroad to Asia (mainly Southeast Asia) where women appreciate their value more. This is due to Hoeflation, as explained elsewhere.
The Austrian school of economics believes any increase in the money supply not supported by an increase in the production of goods and services leads to an increase in prices.
Likewise, suppose there is an increase in the quality of men but no increase in the quality of women. This causes an increase in the demand for good women as there is a decent amount of good men. Thus, the price of good women will now increase.
Remember the law of demand (the law of demand states that quantity purchased varies inversely with price), so men will go where there value is appreciated more where they do not have to deal with enormous rip-offs.
The decline in quality of Western women and the rise of quality in Asian women is as stark as the takeover of Japanese automobiles being more valuable than American automobiles around the 1980s. More value for one's money, a greater return on an investment (ROI - more bang for your buck).
Friend 1: Im sick of being rejected
Friend 2: duuude just become a Passport Bro like me
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The super-hot chick who only hangs out with bros.
Example: “Tammy’s way too hot to be hanging with those bros, she’s a total Bro Derek.”
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