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Also know as SPS. It is an obsession followed by an unavoidable attraction to older women (mommy issues). People who suffer from it are usually lesbians with great taste in women, but they have no mental health.
Hetero: "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
Paulsonist: "Does Sarah Paulson with an addiction to cigarettes appear?"
Hetero: "WTF, no"
Paulsonist: "Then no! You fucking creep. I have Sarah Paulson Syndrome, I can't watch that"
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The most well-known horse acting in Hollywood at present. Famed for playing human parts, most notably the lead role in Sex and the City.
I hear they are remaking Mr Ed, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit is going to play the love interest.
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Author of the Throne of Glass and A Court of Thorns and Roses series, better know as Expert of Sinking Ships and Breaking Hearts. When reading her books, expect to spend days crying over your favorite characters who she has so heartlessly torn apart.
"Wow, Empire of Storms really screwed me over."
"I know right. Sarah J Maas is a beautiful monster."
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When your name is Sarah, and you think you are TOP shit, and ring in on a conversation only to TRY too hard and make it awkward, in turn, making everyone else feel awkward which leads to an awkward silence. Sarah has no arms and then tries to tell a joke to regain her cool friend status.
Group: "Oh how was work today?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Yellow."
Group: "uuurgh."
Group: Silence
Try-Sarah-Tops: "knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Try-Sarah-Tops: "Not Sarah."
Group: More silence
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Taking 2 sausages at once see double penetration
“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”
“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”
A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.
Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.
Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.
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An immoral, lying, self-deluded, bigoted Americhristian tm. Collects her earnings from the tip of Donald Dickweed Trumpknucklenoodle’s jelly bean sized, mushroom shaped excuse for a dick, every time he pisses forth some nonsense, she swallows it and recapitulates for the cameras.
Boy, oh boy, Sarah Huckabee Sanders sure does seem to believe that word vomit that just fell out of her face!
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