What the hedge

Alternative exclamatory phrase / question for what the fuck or what the hell, primarily the latter. Mostly useful for when a substitute swear word is necessary, like around young kids and censor-minded folks, and other such phrases, like what the fudge are considered to be too close to what they're supposed to replace.

"What the hedge was that?" or "What the the hedge was going on back there?

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What Part

What part of this don't you understand? or Don't you get it?

Jen:Get the fuck away from me.
Brad: *just stands there*
Jen: um....go away dick, what part?

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What an asshole...

1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.

Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...

Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...

Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...

Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...

Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.

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What is Air?

A phrase Tumblr users write to people on Omegle. Most people on Omegle disconnect when they see this unless they are also a Tumblr user.

Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air??!?
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*

-or-

Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air?

Stranger: Example.tumblr.com
You: Example2.tumblr.com

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What's the diddio?

phrase used by the coolest of cool people, to request a summary of what's happening/ what's going on. Can also be used as an introductory phrase or a conversation initiator. May be shortened to simply "diddio?" when pressed for time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's the diddio?"

Guy 2: " Not much"

Guy 1: " What's the diddio with that?"

Guy 2: " shittty buz"

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What the WTF?

A much better way of saying things like WTF (What the WTF?), BTW (By the BTW), TMI (Too much TMI), or FYI (For Your FYI). Used when someone wants to make an emphatic point, or sound like a moron.

Kate was like, "I don't think we should see one another anymore," so I was like, "What the WTF? By the BTW, For your FYI, I've been seeing someone else, but I guess that's probably Too much TMI."

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what the gosh

A replacement for any other "What the...?" profanity imaginable. Used also as WTG?
Coined by a five year old somewhere in southern CA.

"...And then he was like, 'What the gosh?' because the principal was behind him and it was kinda funny...."

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