if she only knew

Term stated to a woman who’s oblivious to what her significant other is doing behind her back

1. If she only knew that Arturo has another family, and he’s been cheating since his bachelors party.
2. Arturo tried to get up with me last night knowing he has a wife that don’t play game. If she only knew.

That's what she said last night

An even grittier form of "That's what she said", implying the statement was said during a sexual encounter the night before.

Ted: Holy shit that thing is huge.

Jon: That's what she said last night

She ain't braid

A typical acquaintance from the south who bails on most occasions. Their ditching is effortlessly even after confirming plans multiple times prior to ditching.

That Cinthia girl "she ain't braid". Don't make plans with her or you'll waste a ticket fee.

a she/they

A GENDER IDENTITY

1. A she/they is the gender identity of a person who is tired of trying to explain their woman-ish non-binary-ish genderfluid-ish genderqueer-ish identity. Now, when asked, they simply shrug and say, "I'm a she/they."
2. She/theys are the hottest people, hands down.
3. A she/they is a person who feels like a she/they. Periodt.
4. They/shes also included if they feel like it.
5. She/theys often spend their evenings debating whether they're actually a they/she in disguise.

"Look! It's a hot she/they with a rainbow tote bag."
"My sexuality is literally just she/theys at this point!"
"She/theys can ALWAYS give me their numbers."
"Can you set me up on a date with a she/they? They're so HOT."

She-Krueger

The psycho-bitch from hell that crawls out from the inner cage when one's significant other lies or creates drama. She-Krueger wreaks massive havoc on the entire scene by snarling, growling, spitting, uttering incomplete sentences, throwing missiles, hurling insults, while her head is spinning round on her neck - vomit spewing everywhere. It's not pretty when She-Krueger comes out of the inner cage; everyone better run and hide!

You think that woman's a bitch?!?! Ain't got nothin' on She-Krueger! When my girlfriend catches me in a lie... Oh lawd; She-Krueger comes out of the inner cage, and THAT is one scary bitch! One of my friends accidentally witnessed She-Krueger. That poor fool ran off screaming in the night, with his hair on fire, eventually found his way home and locked himself in his room for days. His mama couldn't coax him out for nothin'; not even fresh oven-baked cookies and milk. Don't let your woman unleash She-Krueger: be nice to her!

That's what she said

U FUCKIN IDIOT!!! SHE SAID NOTHING!!!

Boy 1: That's what she said
Boy 2: SHE DIDN'T FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING!
Boy 1: Bro

thats what she said

nice

Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.