A hot pink car that is usually either a small compact car or a soccer-mom van that has number stickers on the front and back bumper AND stickers on the trunk and roof. The typical turd Mobile is shit, hense the name, turd mobile.
Is that your mom’s car? It is so bad it can be considered a turd mobile!
The name of a particularly stinky fart.
“Wow, that was a turds jacket”
When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.
Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?
Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.
Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head
Antonym: Kitten Turtle
Noun.
1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.
2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.
Example:
She's being such a kitten turd today!
Wow. That's a kitten turd move.
I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.
A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”