As close to an oxymoron as you can get. An abomination with possible apocalyptic ramifications at worst. At best(rare, 1 pair in 220,000,000,000 people) everybody wonders why they're always smiling and can't take their eyes off each other. They are inseparable and unbreakable. They usually stick close to home because they aren't fans of humanity, they're fans of each other. They can often be seen in front of their home having basketball therapy, which usually ends with Sally's Ginger running away and crying. They also enjoy laying on a blanket in the back yard and watching the moon cross the sky or discussing new ways to eat cheesecake... "If the moon were made of cheesecake, would you spit on it?"
Jane- "Did you see that crazy redhead down by the courthouse. That's the third time this week he's been down there panhandling."
Dick- "That red head was Sally's Ginger. Sally must be in some kind of fix... Sounds like he's trying to raise money for bail or fines if he's out this way..."
The best player on the planet. 22 goals by boxing day. Scored in eleven consecutive games.
Person 1: have you seen that player
Person2: yes he's almost as good as ginger pele
Person1: yeah he's still in a world of his own
Person 2: class player
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"Lmao this dude has a 40 cm long ginger cock!"
"i know its ogg"
Tall, lanky, bright white, freckly, BIG FRECKLES, and an uprise forehead
I told the cop my friend was built like a ginger
Hour of the time where gingers go to find their pray, this time is specifically 1am and on Mondays its the day of the gingers. the founders were two idiots who have no lives.
we need to hide!! its the hour of the gingers!!!!
Two gingers and blonde in a 3some.
Felt like a fox’s Ginger nut biscuit, 2 gingers and a blonde for the cream
Was like a tag team
canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add
carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
I like to use zero sugar canada dry ginger ale because normal ginger ale has to much calories