An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.
Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
A term used to describe a place that experiences high temperatures and humidity for prolonged periods of time, usually in the triple digits.
Tim: Man, it's been 107 degrees for the past week!
James: What do you expect? We live half-past Hell!
A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.
Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.
Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?
Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.
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A half-ass hug is when someone hugs you on the side, with one arm, or with no real feeling in it.
"She only give you a half-ass hug. Not even a real hug. Like she doesn't care"
side-pat-hug
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are christians who will lie to you and the world saying that they're true a christians and go to church every sunday, but they don't act like christians and they sin more than most non-christians do.
half-ass christianity has elected bush twice!
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