work spouse

A concubine, a sugar daddy, a spouse other than your real wife or husband. Having an affair with the secretary is having an affair with the work spouse.

He left his wife for his work spouse

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Electricity is the work of the devil movement

A movement among christians who believe that the discovery of electricity came form the devil to turn the world toward sin. They point to tv,movies and ceel phones as an example.
They seek to come to power and then do away with electricity and electronics either trashing them and/or burning them up.

My preacher is in the electricity is the work of the devil movement.

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so much work ahhhhhh

the thing you say when you are at work and there is so much work ahhhhhh

boss:can you stay over night we are short staff

person that work there: why that so much work ahhhhhh

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God works in mysterious ways

1. A variation of the phrase "God moves in a mysterious ways" from the poem "Light Shining out of Darkness" written by William Cowper after his attempted suicide was foiled by the London fog.

2. A phrase used to give hope (rarely works).

1. Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: Hey, I know where that came from! Aren't I smart?

2. Schmoe: My brother died in a car crash.
Joe: God works in mysterious ways!
Schmoe: ...sucky ways.

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California Works Cited

A system of citing academic writing that is inferior to that of the Chicago Works Cited system. This is based on the elemental fact that Chicago is a far superior region of the United States to california. Often used to insult poorly cited works.

Eric: "Did you read Paul's PL300 paper?"
Cory: "Yeah, I think he used California Works Cited."
Eric: "Haha! Yeah that paper is totally failing... Its terrible!"

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Actually Working On Our Presentation

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.

"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."

i worked so hard

When you work so so very hard in life, and people tend to not give a shit. Therefore giving you a small pay after you barely killed yourself for them..

Man: Alright it's time for your payment, here 50¢

Another Man: OH COME THIS ISN'T RIGHT I worked so hard

Man:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HAIR IN MY MEALS