Australian slang term for a rancid vagina
Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!
When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard
"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"
(n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.
Oh man! look at that dude, he's got a queermo beard.
Ii man you got one queermo beard.
a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin
“look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”
Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.
Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.
Bloodstains on the cheeks and chin, caused by performing cunnilingus on a menstruating woman.
I woke up this morning with a strawberry beard. I thought I tasted copper last night, but it was dark.
When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'