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Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 10, 2021


Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.

I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

by Back door August 19, 2023


family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.

You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.

by ChildsPlayNinja April 19, 2017


The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently received ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 23, 2024


The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently receieved ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 21, 2024


Murphy Family

The trio of the Murphy Family, Dunbar the unibrow, Wyatt the fucked up hair in the back, and Ditzell the birthmark/mole that pusses out nasty shit. A pretty sick fucking family if you ask me

Murphy Family

by raspersnacks April 29, 2011


family guy

a show that was only liked for its first 4 seasons before salty south park fanboys decided to hate on a decent show since their daddies told them to
simpsons fanboys also hated on the show because 2 characters were inspired by the show
eventually after season 6 it became reasonable to hate the show, and now it's among the most boring shows on air

guy 1: family guy fell off after season (X)
guys 2 - 15: WE KNOW

by faxlord November 25, 2022