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Ridiculously high drink prices at poser dance clubs and bars. Through these prices and other means, clubs and bars try desperately to create a chic, trendy, Sex-and-the-City-type vibe, but ironically end up mimicking strip clubs (where the captive audience allows a $3.50 beer to be sold for $10).
Establishments charging strip club prices are often home to $20 covers on weeknights, GHB, and enough guidos wearing half-buttoned shiny-colored shirts and gold chains (tangled in sweater vest of chest hair) to start a serious grease fire.
"Hey, how much did you pay for that Bud Light?"
"$10.50"
"Shit, those are some strip club prices"
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12-year-old girl who stole Daddy's credit card to buy virtual clothes for her penguin avatar on the scam known as Club Penguin. If she's not a snob who spends her weekends verbally abusing non-members, she's a pedo. Avoid her at all costs. Hell, you should probably avoid Club Penguin in general at all costs.
First, my daughter made me buy her 35 Webkinz. Then all the kids at school decided that being a Club Penguin member was cooler than Webkinz so she took my credit card and went on there and bought a membership! I was so mad!
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The emergency room at Denver General Hospital.
Every young doctor should do a tour of duty at the Denver Knife and Gun club, to give them a dose of perspective. Plus lots of practice with stitches and making statements to the police.
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When a 18 year old girl gets high on her birthday , Kinda like the mile high club but with less sex and more drugs.
Miley Cyrus smoked salvia after turning 18 and started a new iconic group of stoner girls.
When you smoke something that gets you really high on your birthday your in the Miley high club
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an exclusive group of people who don't conform to what everyone else is doing, and aren't clones (since most muffins turn out the same). Originated from the book, A Ring of Endless Light, by Madeleine L'Engle.
Maria considered herself part of the anti muffin club, since she went against the grain of other people around her.
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Badass indie pop-rock band hailing from Newmarket, Ontario, Canada (best country ever). Tokyo Police Club consists of four members: Greg Alsop (drums), Josh Hook (guitar), Dave Monks (vocals, bass), and Graham Wright (keyboards). They play a pretty good live show, too.
Tokyo Police Club play killer music. My fave song is The Harrowing Adventures of...
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An expression used to show extreme excitement or utter satisfaction towards a result. When you are extremely happy with the outcome of an event.
Emily: I can hang out with you today.
Sonny: Jiggas in da club!
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