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it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..
Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)
a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.
I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.
After an exhausting day, When you get your well deserved phone time in bed of relaxation before going to sleep. A state of mind
Lars had an awful day, but at least there’s still phone time in bed!
“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”
“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”
An expression of amazement,disbelief.
Boss-" your fired."
Me-" well shit the bed Eileen."