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the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
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something i should do but i am a lazy fucking retard lol
Person 1: Why don't you go touch some fucking grass?
Person 2: fuck u. i'm not touching grass
Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.
'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'
The hood version of counting coup; attacking an opponent.
“Hidin' from me, throwin' dirt on my name
You gon' fuck around, get your homeboy touched” - Nav, Run It Up ft. Pop Smoke