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When a fat bitch is so well-fed that her thighs have a vast amount of dimples resulting in an 8-bit appearance.
Guy 1: Good lord! Have you seen Sally in those short shorts?
Guy 2: Unfortunately I have. I lost my eyesight after I saw her
ungodly 8 BIT DIMPLES.
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7 8 9 the meaning of a sign of help. Not much know about it, I hate even people would use 7 8 9 like seven ate nine because we use it for help.
Person #1 : 7 8 9 !!
Person #2 : *call’s cops*
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To acquire pirated material over the internet.
Originally derived from the phrase '5-finger discount' referring to the theft of merchandise from a store.
"Hey, did you ever watch the series Firefly? I got it on an 8-bit discount from ThePirateBay last week.
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A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief.
Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question.
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.
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Steve Job’s definition of absolute shit, aka (A product designed to include a fucking stylus.)
Yo bro fuck my new Galaxy Note 8 i cant close porn ads with one fucking hand.
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Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.
Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?
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