When the sarcastic friend in the group is done with your bullshit.
“Jordann is pulling a google translate on me.”
When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.
From the dog in the movie "UP"
I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook
The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
That person you ALWAYS go to for answers.
Person 1: Hey what is 3.14 again?
Person 2: Do I look like your Personal Google?
when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.
I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.