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So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.
It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.
you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.
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It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"
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Justin's shirt is more gay than jizz on a mustache.
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When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)
Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"
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when someone farts, and the smell of it smells like a mix of blood piss and jizz. this usually happens after anal sex in both men and women. More commonly used in messaging as ABJPF.
"Andrew that's a nasty anal blood jizz piss fart!"
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Urination following masturbation in which it feels as if you're ejaculating a second time.
Right after I came I hopped out of bed for the much anticipated post jizz whiz.
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It’s like “no nut November” but it takes place in January and if you nut once, you go to hell
I want to nut, but it’s “jizz your way into hell January”. I don’t want to go to hell!
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