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When you're playing Beer Pong and the ball goes past the opposition and underneath a shit load of furniture, everyone starts counting down from 5 and if the ball is not found, you either drink 3 swigs or sell items of the furniture.
The balls gone underneath the furniture! The Dickinson rule! Sell everything!
Or...you've been Dickinsoned
Person 1: damn i really like this girl again. She got me attached again.
Person 2: Remember Rule 28! Never trust a Bitch
Drown the youth with useless warnings, teenage rules they're fucked and boring. -blink 182
The 17 rule consist of if you are single by 17 your closest guy friend will become your partner and crime. You guys will end up dating since you’re so close to each other <3
Sam is deciding to do The 17 Rule. with Andy
Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.
GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!
The Jetta Rule is that the drivers of Volkswagen Jettas are primarily attractive women (and ugly men).
*hot girl is seen driving a Jetta*
“Yo, Jetta Rule!”
The main thing women look for in a man. They will often deny this triad as it makes them look bad, though in reality, it’s the main premise they seek. You can have a guy who is a 1/10, but the triad will make them look like a 10.
Also known as the Three 6s to make them sound less satanic. The 666 triad is displayed by:
- 6 feet tall
- a 6 figure salary and
- 6 pack abs.
He’s ugly af but he meets the 666 rule so I’d rank him an automatic right swipe 10/10. Can’t wait to match and not work for the rest of my life.
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