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hand cuckold

An artisan blend of cuckold. Usually higher in quality and popular with "the hipsters".

"I like shopping here. All of their rats are hand cuckolded"

by gadurp1 October 13, 2014

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Chap in hand

Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.

"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."

by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

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Stella Hands

Select XV established out of Folkestone 2001. A seriously good drinking team with a serious rugby problem. Motto: Strength & Honour.

I played for the Stella Hands last weekend and am still sore a week later. If you step onto the rugby field and hear the chant Strength & Honour you know your playing with the Stella Hands.

by Man on the Hill September 2, 2006

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Ginger Hands

Ones hands who appear to be of ginger genes. Usually one of pink color finger tips

He bitch slapped me with his ginger hands.

by bigred9116 October 4, 2012

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Porn hands

Hands that are extremely small, akin to the hands of typical female porn stars whose small size accentuate the size of the male porn star's member.

1. Check out that girl. She's got porn hands.
2. The Tyrannosaurus Rex is one of the few dinosaurs that had porn hands.

by ft555555 March 4, 2014

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Front hand

Your penis.

I only talked to this chick for an hour before she was shaking my front hand in the bathroom.

by Ad-roq February 12, 2016

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Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

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