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Post Relationshp Symdrome (or PRS) is when a partner goes through menopause like symptoms after breaking up with a friend or marriage partner. There are periods of time where there is a severe change in personality that is mostly related to the emotional changes in life brought about by the break up.
The rage can be during short periods of time or last for longer periods of time depending on the condition of the person. However, the rage may be significant and major departure from normal mood and temperament.
Joe: Jean was the sweetest girl you ever met till she got severe post relationship symdrome.
Bob: I guess when you fall in love from the high she was on and into your bedroom where your boyfriend is pumping your best friend, your going to loose a few screws and unravel on occassion.
Johnson: Yea, but it is been 12 years. She definately needs a good screwdiver to put her back together again.
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Someone that takes over a person's Facebook wall post with conversation that is off topic and doesn't relate to the subject matter.
Tony is the biggest Wall Post Hijacker on Facebook! That guy always takes over Vera's wall posts with his random lame convo's.
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A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.
Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.
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invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.
Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...
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When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"
(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)
post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)
douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.
poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.
douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.
poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...
(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)
friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"
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Munchies that you get after having sex, instead of after smoking pot.
One usually goes for high carb snacks, as to replenish after using them all up during intercourse.
Joe: do you have any chips or something?
Jane:Why, we just had sex like 5 minutes ago?
Joe: I have Post-Sex Munchies, I'm starved!
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The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.
I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.
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