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When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets
“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”
A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed
Here comes the humanized water bed.
A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.
Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”
Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.
A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.
Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.
Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
The bed version of couch potato.
Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
something or someone that you snuggle with in bed
I have this cute stuffed doggie from when I was 3 months old. He's my best buddy in bed; I love him very much.
Posting a thread from a horizontal position preferably in a bed between the hours of 11 pm and 7 am.
Can’t believe she posted that…must’ve been a bed thread.
the drug known as LSD or acid.
Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.