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Slang term for the father of an illegitimate child. There's usually two kinds of "baby daddies", those that accept responsibility for their actions and those that abandon their fatherly duties in favor of living life as if the child never existed. Some "baby daddies" are usually tricked into such a situation as part of the old-fashioned plan women will put into play if they suspect the loss of their (in)significant other, usually out of attachment and/or net worth of the "baby daddy". Otherwise the whole thing is just an accident and both mother and father are at fault because they were careless. Either way or another, a "baby daddy" can run, but he'll NEVER be able to hide from his actions.
Me: So, how's the baby daddy doing?
Her: Don't call him that! It sounds so... ghetto! Say 'baby father'.
Me: Oh come on, it's not all that bad as it sounds! baby daddy!
Her: Shut up!
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An adorable Nick-name a gay boyfriend gives his cute little boyfriend when they are in tight realtionship.
Boyfriend 1: Daddy I'm hungry!
Boyfriend 2: Okay baby boy let's go out to eat.
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The day before friday or the weekend, almost always Thursday. In rare cases can be used for wednesday when a person has friday off.
Man am I glad its Baby Friday, only one more day till the weekend.
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a small penis, or a name for a man who has a small penis
He has a baby carrot.
or
What did Baby carrot say?
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This is a trophy shit that resembles a BABY RUTH CANDY BAR. A trophy shit being a shit that is PURPOSELY left in the toilet by its former owner as if to "show off" or "mark their territory" or gross out and piss off the next person who comes to use the toilet.
All the stalls at the movie theater were occupied, except for one, and it had a stinky Baby Ruth in it, along with a massive TP plug. I decided to hold it for 2 hours and then use the restroom!
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Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.
Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I once had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.
Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
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just like a mother bird would do for her child, it's the act of chewing up food, then spitting it into the mouth of another for their easy consumption.
what are you doing?" "nothing, nothing, just about to baby bird my girl some cookies because she's lazy and wants to eat.
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