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When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .
Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!
Blonde woman that works for Ming Brother, is one of the most requested dancers. She also looks like a teen, furthermore she cries once in a while.
Ming Brother: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister: Xie Xie Dachoh
Hammer sister : *cries*
Ming Brother: 行去南色形大小是 那个
Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.
To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.
Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”
Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?
Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?
Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.
She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.
A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks