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We all know why youre here. Just make sure you clear your history
Man 1: Yo r u horny?
Man 2: Nah I have sex daily
Man 1: U shove your dick into something juicy daily?
Man 2: Who said anything about shoving my dick? I just lick that juicy pussy
Man 1: Nice! WAIT WHAT
Hey, we know what you're here for, so uh, scroll down for free porn!
Persons friend: why the fuck is your search history 'horny' in the urban dictionary?
Person: ;) we can read together
Persons friend: EW WTF GET 500 MILES AWAY FROM ME
When you feel a sexual tension making you feel butterflies in your stomach.
Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..
why r u looking up urself bro
seriously your the horny one here
I decided to make another. Virginia gets tense and wet, dick gets hard
You are really bored and horny, your crush sits next to you in math, Mr. J is ending your weeks notes, and your last period is next. Jack, your crush, hands you a slip of paper that read: meet me at my house tonight. ;) you want to go, and your parents let you. You meet Jack outside your house. You take him in and he immediately closes the door. “We won’t want anyone seeing… would we?” He starts kissing you, and he works his way down to your dd’s.
Your nipples get hard as he not just kisses them, but as he starts biting them. You start getting more horny. Then he takes off your shirt, since you weren’t wearing a bra, he could easily get to your tits. You start getting even more horny. Then you start begging for him to get in you. He takes off your pants and your thong and starts licking your clit. Then when you don’t expect it, he shoves his dick into you. You moan loudly and hope you didn’t wake up the neighbors. You fucked until your parents came home and saw you.
We know why you're here. Let's get it over with.
Man: The object called "The Dick" gets hard.
Woman: The object called "The vagina" gets tense and wet
FYI: I felt horny while writing this and written from the perspective of a guy
You're in your math class, there is 1 minute left. Mr. J is finishing up the notes. "And that is why X=7." Mr. J states. The class bell rings, signifying the end of class. Later, at your locker, Linda, the person who you had a crush on every year since 6th grade, walks up to you and whispers in your ear "Meet me after school today, I'll be in the ally next to the movie theater" Later, you meet Linda in the alley. She asks you if your parents were home for the weekend, since it is Friday, and your parents are never home, so you walk Linda over to your house. You both go to your room and start making out—you start kissing on the lips, then the blouse comes off! "woah" you said, as you gazed at the most gorgeous tits you ever saw. "They are beau-" you were cut off by Linda taking off her bra and your shirt. "less talk, more sex," Linda said. She started making out like crazy. She took off your jeans and your boxers and gave you a blowjob. You feel the cum slip out of your dick as she deepthroats you. She starts moaning: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHH DEEEEEEEEPER" You pull out and quickly take off her thong. You start cumming all over. Then you attack her dripping wet pussy. You start moaning and saying "OHHHHHHHHHHH DADDY IMMA FUCK YOU HARDER OHHHHHHH MOAN HARDER WHEN I HIT YOUR G-SPOT" You both start moaning and then you hit the jackpot. you orgasmed 30 times. THE END
When you want to fuck someone so bad you start busting a nut
Chris: Look at that girl with that FAT ASS
Aiden: Bro you made me so horny.