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The saying states that if a man is providing a ride or transportation for a girl. She must have common courtesy to supply the man with one of 3 things in return. 1. Grass (Marijuana) 2.Gas (Fuel for his vehicle 3. Ass (Intercourse). If she doesn't give him 1 or more of these 3 things then she would not be able to get a ride. Hence the term nobody rides for free. This became a slang in the mid 1970's when hitchikers would hitch rides down interstate routes. This term applys to homosexual males who want the same 3 options given to a man passanger. Typically a girl would pay with ass due to the fact she doesn't have funds hence why she is hitch hiking for a ride. So her ass is the only asset she can use to get transportation from point A to point B. This still happens today. In fact more then ever. So if you see a girl hitch hiking be sure to apply the gas, ass or grass tactic in your adventures. You may score gas for your ride, some grass to smoke. or usually the most appreciated of the 3. the good old sacred anal sex. So enjoy and proceed on.
Ashley- Hey wait!!
John- Hey whats wrong?
Ashley- I am stranded here in the interstate. I have to walk 105 miles till I get home. my car broke.
John- oh, im so sorry. Do you want a ride?
Ashley- Oh my gosh yes. please. your a life saver
John- But of course Gas, Ass or Grass. Nobody rides for free.
Ashley- Oh I don't have Money on me and I don't smoke.
John- well i don't know then. i guess i cant help
Ashley- No wait, ill give you the ass. i don't want to walk please.
John- Get in
Ashley proceeds to fuck john in the back of his chevy Tahoe until he cums in her mouth and then this will pay for fare of the ride he is providing her. Pretty curel tactic but it is applied often. especially in low population exposed areas without a lot of foot traffic.
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What you hear when you're about to get a hole in your chest.
King Crimson: I decided to show you... as a parting gift.
King Crimson: Since this is the end, I'll fill you in.
King Crimson: What you just witnessed and felt, was you in the the future.
King Crimson: You from a few seconds from the past witnessed yourself in the future.
King Crimson: Kore ga waga kingu kurimzon no noriuku
King Crimson: I erased time and leapt past it.
Bucciarati: AuuuUUGh
King Crimson: I don't care who it is.
King Crimson: I will not allow anyone to threaten my throne no matter what...
King Crimson: And now, you're going to have to disappear
Bucciarati: *PAIN*
i tried running but ryลซ ga waga teki o kurau went around six corners onto 7 hill and still killed me
A small set of sung nonsense made famous by the great Lady Gaga
Ra Ra Ra Ah Ah, Roma Ro Mo Ma, Ga Ga Ooh La La watch yo' bad romance!
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Japanese:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
English:I Giorno Giovanna have a dream!
The most popular meme/quote from the fifth part of Jojo's bizzare adventure:Golden Wind.It refers to the protagonist's(Giorno) dream to become a gang-star and become/defeat the boss of Passione.This is used to inspire others in the main cast,it has also replaced the "Kono Dio da" meme from part 1.
It can be used when you desire something but in a jokin fashion.
Example 1:
Giorno:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
Abbachio:What are you talking about?
Example 2:
*Hears advertisment about McDonalds having a discount.*
Joey:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
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Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!
I'm HIDEOUS!
friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?
friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!
person 2: ok
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A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
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