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a women must jack the male off so he can jizz into the can. Next you will have to cut the can in half and then insert it into the males ass, Finally the women must grab it out with her mouth and consume all of the soda.
That mother fucka zech totally tried the arabian soda can with his mom last night before they ate dinner.
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someone who gets pissed of 1 can of alcahol
jade was such a fucking "1 can vandam" last nite
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"Can my cat watch?" is what not to say when you're on a first date and getting some action.
They had just made it to the bedroom, and Helena was taking her top off when Bryce asked, "Can my cat watch?"
Bryce slept alone with his cat that night.
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Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".
"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."
"Oh yea? My cows can fly."
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This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.
I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.
Usually in fandom. When a fan likes a character or actor/celebrity, they might say "Can I keep him?" implying that they wish they could take him home. Not necessarily sexual, but can be. Keep like a pet because he's cute.
I love Yoon Shi Yoon! Can I keep him?