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Jam a bastard in it you crap

Jam a bastard in it you crap! is something Mom from futurama said before slapping her son.

Mom: Jam a bastard in it you crap!
Son: Ow!

by DJ BioDiesel May 25, 2009

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Def Jam Fight For NY

Probably the best game released in 2004, and the best game ever released in the world! It was the sequel to Def Jam Vendetta, and had over 60 characters on the game, 43 being real people. It featured such matches as the Window Match, the Burn em' match, and the Train match. It had some of the same moves that were from Def Jam Vendetta, and also had new moves. You could use the environment, and the crowd as a key factor in any fight you had on the game. The game featured such people as Method Man, Christopher Judge as D-Mob, Redman, Ludacris, Sticky Fingaz, Memphis Bleek, Carmen Electra, Shawnna, Fat Joe, Busta Rhymes, and etc. If you don't own it now, you should really get this shit!

Friend 1: Have you ever heard of Def Jam Fight For NY?

Friend 2: Fuck yes! It's the shit!

Friend 1: Wannaplay it?

Friend 2: Fuck Yeah!

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by Ruin11thHour September 2, 2009

35๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009


Flim Flam Jammity Jam

An alternate way of saying get pranked or get rekt.

Why'd you break my windows?
It's just a prank bro. GET FLIM FLAM JAMMITY JAMMED!

by Flim Flamson June 12, 2019


Animal jam rarity system

Complete and utterly fucked.

The animal jam rarity system got me fucked up.

by kinky furry March 17, 2020

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Def Poetry Jam

The corniest bit of horseshit ever recorded. Although intended to conjure up emotions such as pride, self-worth and a sense that you can change the world and all you've got to do is write some 3rd grade level smoking pile of crap about hookers, crackheads and welfare checks. In any person who truly "keeps it real", all it does in create a superiority complex over the asshole thats on stage rhyming, closing his eyes and jiving his or her hands just like the asshole who just left the stage (aka, sociopathic behavior. Or used car salesman tactics if you like. How could this guy not be sincere, don't you see the raw emotion in his wincing brow and clinched fist?). Also gives you an inkling to change the channel out of sheer embarrassment.

Typical ass: Did you watch the Def Poetry Jam last night?

Guy who's afraid to seem unhip to a typical yuppy: Yeah, it was great!

by Todd Hilliard February 7, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jam Sandwich

When two guitarists or guiatrist & bassist play live and lean up against each other back to back.

Aerosmith put on a classic 'rawk' show down to Joe Perry and Brad Hamilton's homo-erotic Jam Sandwich during "Walk This Way".

by Stubblecat March 31, 2007

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