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Pirate monkey run is the most revolutionary invention since the atomic bomb. Everytime I play it it makes my wiener tingle
Pirate monkey run is a pirate monkey who runs past obstacles and gamingpro260 is number one in the world on the beach level
This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!
Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we So with a yo ho ho And with a yee hee hee We take to the African sea We’ll brave the squalls And bust your balls Somalian pirates we We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho) And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do) We’ll shoot you in the face with glee Then we’ll cut off your cock And feed it to a croc Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we, We shall cut off your cock
When a girl is giving a man a blow job, but instead of swallowing she spits it in his eye and kicks him in the shin so he's blind in one eye and hopping around as if with a peg leg.
Why are you so blind today? Did your mom give you a reverse dirty pirate last night?
So yep … artist …
Inspiration
It’s all around
Ready to absorb
Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …
Original pirate material
Lock down your Ariel …
Today … the fire … it’s back …
Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….
And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …
Go figure …
And new ideas … oh my …
It really is emotion that fuels this artist
Weeks of trying to light the fire
Now it’s lit …
Paint order needed me thinks …
Original pirate material …
45th generation shaman …
Don’t care when I’m spitting …
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The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.
Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!
You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!
Friend: Dang!
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When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.
Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.
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