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Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
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Where you are sliding down a long table and people pour massive amounts of liquor on you and down your throat. The goal is to get you completely wasted.
Billy and his friends were getting Sam wasted by doing a tijuana car wash.
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A sexual act that involves a minimum of four people (3 men and 1 girl). A girl crawls on her hands and knees inbetween the legs of three or more standing men. The three men proceed to jack off over her and ejaculate all over the girl who is simultaneously crawling between the 3 guys' legs.
Because Jen was a dirty girl, Frank, John, and Bill all gave her a Dallas Car Wash
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1. Vishal's green, 1990 Honda Accord.
2. A sentence that is said over and over again, adding new parts as it goes along. Never gets old.
Chris and Joe went on a beer run and they hit Vishal's car.
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Where one or more people throw blood on a car and often many at one time and most often by getting a bucket of blood and dumping it over the side of an overpass so that it will fall on the cars passing below. This is often done by people in the wealth reform movement and/or american communist movement and/or anarchist etc. to protest and respresent the blood of the 16,000 people who starve to death somewhere in the world everyday which the people in the developed world are responsible for because it gobbles up a the wealth.
Lets do some car blooding.
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The act of lying down and having everyone at a party pour some of their drink on you all at once, then having hard spirits poured into your mouth from the bottle while still on your back. (Most commonly tequila)
- Geoff is getting crazy tonight, he’s keen for a Tijuana Car Wash.
- I can’t do a Tijuana Car Wash tonight, I have a date after this.
When each member of a group uses their own car to go to the same destination. Typically, describing the case where the group is together at the start or close enough to share rides.
Three systems administrators working in the same office take three cars to lunch in case someone gets an emergency call and has to leave early. "Want me to drive?" "Nah, we better California Car Pool in case the new servers zonk out."
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