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Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
"Old granny basher on the 45"
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A long length of feces that is curved at one end.
Take a look at that old man's cane in stall number 3, Luigi.
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The top nickname for one of the most popular newspapers in the U.S., The New York Times.
Veronica opened her copy of the Old Gray Lady to read baking recipes and about the Mets' losing streak.
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False information from dumb old bitches.
"Dude I wanna know what sex my baby's gonna be"
"Spin a locket around ur wifes belly, depending on the direction of the circle you might either get a boy or a girl"
"Dude thats an Old Wives Tale, I think Im just goin to use an ultra sound"
"Fu** you smart ass!"
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A man over the age of 50 who really does screw young women of 25 and younger. Some young women have a secret sexual fixation on much older men and enjoy being 'used' by 'Daddy'. Others appreciate the insight and experience an older man can bring, and how he can groom them. Still others see it as an opportunity to acquire material positions they either could not or would not acquire from a younger man.
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Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.
However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
"Hide ya change lad, the Old Footage Womans about!"
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1. Basically a pervert but it's a more specific kind of pervert.
2. Best way to describe it is that they are very perverted and don't really care if you think they are disgusting and like being who they are.
3. An Old School Pervert, is good at what he does, he Respects women, and treats them well and makes them Feel Special. He knows how to treat a woman, and makes want to take off their clothes for him.
(Can be a male or female)
4. The Old School Pervert doesn't care if you don't like him or if you don't wanna get naked for him, theres always another target, and he will happily move on and find another. When hes done, it ends amicably and they both go their ways and the Old School Pervert finds himself another Target.
(once again can be male or female)
Bill is the biggest Old School Pervert I've ever met, and yet I love him still.
He's a Old School Pervert like a womanizer but probably worse.
She's loves to flirt with the guys and get them naked, god she's such a Old School Pervert.
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