he’s a guitarist in sm6band and he owns the hashtag saveadam2020, he loves making tiktoks with his family like the dont flinch challenge btw they are the kings and queens of elite tiktok
y/n: Look its Adam Jones! He’s so fricking hot!
Merida: yeah❤️ he’s definitely packing
Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.
You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.
Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.
interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
nicholas jones is fat, he eats nothing but chocolate croissants and chocolate chip eggo waffles.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAT, nicholas jones is fat
Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.
Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.
Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!
Donte Jones is a fun loving guy who is very talented and creative but also as a black guy he is very attractive and he is fast so don't try to chase him and he is a libra so he is special he live to draw, sing, dance, act and ect.
Someone: dang donte jones is a great person all in one I wish I was him
When pull out just before she orgasms call her a nigger bust on her face and throw peanuts at her.
The puzzled look on her face when I stopped thrusting was soon replaced with a look of anger when skeeted on her face and hurled racial slurs and peanut shells at her. Lit that bitch up with the Adam Jones !