playing hard to get

what girls do when they want a guy but don't want to seem too easy to get..but sometimes it's not even worth it, because the guy might just give up. believe me.

shelly: what happened with you and brandon ?
samantha: i was playing hard to get, and he gave up. i guess i kept it up for too long

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breath control play

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. This can be done during masturbation or with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

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Play Station 6

An unreleased playstation

The FBI is after me, im not supposed to have this Play Station 6 but i do

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playing fruit ninja

the act of slitting your wrists

Marcus: i was playing fruit ninja the other day and...
kid: do you need help? <3

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role playing time

Role playing time is the term used to describe the tardiness of gamers. On role playing time, things will start anywhere from half an hour to three or four hours later than they were scheduled.

1: The game is scheduled to start at 10pm, but will actually start at midnight.

2: "Hey, I told you supper was at 6:30!"
-"So?"
"It's 9!"
-"Oh, I thought you meant role playing time."

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go play on the freeway

an insulting way of telling someone to go away, along the lines of get lost, & hoping the person in question gets hurt.

"that's the fifth time you've asked me that today. why don't you do us all a favor & go play on the freeway?"

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if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

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