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A type of species originating from Church Farm Barns (A place for bellends). He possesses a Mop on his head looking like a right prick. He thinks he's funny, a player, very sexy and all that but.... He's just not. In fact the truth is he always has been and always will be a failure in life. Nicknames for this type of species: Mop, moparoo, church farm barns, milligan mills, moppy mop mop and twat....
Mop Mills says: If your floors need washing, you know who to call!
1) When one finds petty amusement in the pointless destruction of mundane objects, typically while intoxicated.
2) Drunkenly engaging in an act of absurd recklessness in order to progress and amplify the recreational activities of the night.
Variations:
"Mop tosser" - one who destroys things while intoxicated
"Mop toss" - an event in which many objects are destroyed. Similar to a "shit show"
"Yo bro, me and Keith got hammered Wednesday and thought it was a good idea to toss the mop. Campus po almost caught us, but we ducked into 7-11 to grab some teriyaki jerky.
An honorable game in which two combatants (Or more) Duel with mops that have been dipped in a bucket of fresh urine. Stink mop is a good way to Learn 'Bad Distraction' In which case, You get a mouthful of Whizz.
Good distraction Frees us from emotional pain... Bad distraction gives us a mouthful of whizz - Stink Mop Revelations 14 : 5
When you girl gyrates her hairy snatch back and forth on your flaccid penis in an effort to get her wet and you hard.
Ann and I were so hammered last night she had to dry mop for 20 minutes before we could fuck.
The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.
Julio was about to go down on Stacey, until he realized that she had an outrageous mitt mop.
A jet pack with a mop on the back, so when your flying around the city of metropolis you can clean the city of crime and dirt.
You need to get the mop jetpack. It's LIT BRO!!
To put someone, or something, to complete shame, or humiliation, and to better it in every capacity; to utterly outdo, outperform or outwit. The phrase is used to conjure sentiments of shaming to the point of using that thing for the lowly task of mopping the floor with. Generally used in past, or more rarely, future or prospective tense.
1. Peyton Manning just mopped the floor with Tom Brady.
2. That kid just mopped the floor of that Pogs tournament!
3. Gandalf would totally mop the floor with Harry Potter.
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