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Is a boy who is handsome , into tennis and dogs. He is the nicest guy you’ll ever met and he is not only handsome he is too good in sports that no one can compete with him. If he likes you , he will like you forever and won’t make you sad or angry. If you have a boyfriend called Miguel Ángel you’ll be very lucky!
Boy: who is your boyfriend
Girl: Miguel Ángel
Boy : WHAT!?
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When you walk into the bathroom and there a musty smell a a hot dump that has sat there for days to ferment
Kyle: Dude i walked into the bathroom and smell a Musty Miguel
Timmy: Aw that must have been horrible
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A Filipino beer that infuriatingly tries very, very hard to pretend it's Spanish for reasons known only to the company. In the Philippines they also produce a beer called Red Horse, which is stronger than God himself.
San Miguel is Filipino, check Wikipedia! And it's serbesa, not cerveza!
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The long lost beaner brother of Michael Myers 🇲🇽
“Yo that foo ugly af, with his Michael Myers lookin ass”
“Nuh bruh that ain’t Michael Myers, that’s Miguel Myers”
“Yuh u right, that nigha straight from that dirty ass Tijuana River”
He's the best singer of all time, yes, under the shower, he's a very attractive, friendly, affectionate boy, a friend of his friends, with a good sense of humor, hot in bed, he loves to travel and discover the world.
You still do not know the great virile member of him? He makes anyone enjoy.
Luis Miguel is too attractive a boy and no one could resist his charms.
When you suck off a security guard to get a false alibi.
Jonny: Yo is Steve going jail.
Brian: Nah he Miguel Tavares’d his way out of that one!