A person who pries little kiddies away from their parents and stash them away in their van
oh dear there's a white van man run away
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A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a Β£50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!
White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!
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Typically a straight white male who sleeps around, never actually getting themselves into a commited relationship (or otherwise just a thot)
They're also probably racist and cant take it upon themselves to realise they can be wrong or want to educate themselves further on any subject that might discourage any of their behaviour
Person 1: wow your brother is such a man white
Person 2: yeah i know, he was talking about another girl he had sex with at the dinner table last night
A extremely drunk man in Sri Lanka that likes fine white wine. He is one of the wonders of the world.
Hey look itβs that crazy drunk fine white wine man
A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.
βThat Ollie is such a transit white van man, heβs always trying to touch me.β said Evie to Tamzin.
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This nigger is big and white and also a sick cunt. Be careful or he'll nut in your 3 year old sister!
Damn, that FUCKING Big white nigger man done nut in my sister again......lucky
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I wrote that shit. Years before that shitty movie came out. That shit was stolen. Pathetic. You see how inferior to me these piece of shit hollywood writers are? You saw it! You were all here and saw me write that shit. What a fucking hack!
You know that "Bombshell" line from that shitty movie where he says "You're a cliche. You validate everyone the white man thinks about out you"? That's shit was stolen. So was the Joker's speech at the end of the movie. Stolen from a guy that talks about raping whores who fuck retards every day. You motherfuckers are that shit up like crumb cake didn't you? You dumb motherfuckers. Didn't publish the definition though. Why? Because doesn't matter is you love the shit. It's that I'm the one who's saying it. Dumb motherfuckers. I knew that shit was good when I wrote it. I am a goddamn genius. And all of you are idiots.
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