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1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple
ice
blender
blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.
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Arthur Wellesly, the 1st Duke of Wellington. He was one of the most badass British heroes to ever live, and a commander in the British army. Although there were many Dukes of Wellington throughout history, Wellesly will always be known as THE Duke of Wellington, as he was the man who was able to finally beat Napoleon once and for all during the Battle of Waterloo in 1815, and save Europe from from his iron grasp.
The Duke also went on to serve as the Prime Minister of Great Britain for two years.
Arthur Wellesley annihilated Napoleon at Waterloo! The Duke is to Napoleon, what Batman is to the Joker, and what Sherlock Holmes is to Professor Moriarity.
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A man puts super glue in another persons anus. Then he inserts his penis into their anus and lets it dry, and tries to pull it out of "the stone"
Carl gave Hanna a King Arthur last night.
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He's a King, therefore he's a ruler. And a ruler is 12 inches. Thus the name King Arthur.
Don't let King Arthur unsheathed his sword or he'll cum-a-lot.
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Arthur Blinds are often found floating on rafts in the middle of the ocean. They have room temperature IQ, and have strange hallucinations, where they often believe that their last name is spelled differently than it really is. Common myths about the Arthur Blind is that it loves to eat chicken drummies, however, its favorite food is pizza. I truly hope you never stumble across this hard stuck bronze creature, as you may never mentally recover. (However physically you will be fine since the Arthur Blind is blind and cannot see you, therefore hurt you.)
Man that Arthur Blind sure is blind... I wonder if he is going to call himself Bilmbo again today
An English actor and musician, Arthur Darvill (Thomas Arthur Darvill) is best known for his role as one of the Eleventh Doctor's companions Rory Williams in Doctor Who.
Person #1: Awe Rory's the best!
Person #2: who plays him?
person #1: Arthur Darvill.
He is daddy.
(Aka Jessie Thomas's daddy)
"Arthur Pendragon has hot nipples, he makes me moist"