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When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"
She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.
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A term coined by Andy, it is when you have sex with a boy and all of his roommates in one day, like filling out a bingo card. If one roommate does not send you research methods notes, he becomes the "free space"
Alana: "I'm gunna have sex with him and his roommates"
Andy: "Do it all in one day, like roommate bingo"
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Emo Bingo is the rather hardcore game of bingo, now played instead of Goth Bingo, due to the fact that the suicidal cliche has now been usurped from the Goth movement.
You and your friends (Ha! Yeah, right.) should gather around a computer and open up your internet browser of choice. Here, you should lay down the following ground rules:
1. Determine which blogging spaces are allowed (MySpace, Xanga, etc.).
2. Optionally choose a selection filter (Celebrities, <18, "tweens", blondes, emo hair, etc.).
3. Randomly generated your Emo Bingo card using the Emo Bingo Generation Program.
4. Determine how much alcohol is to be consumed (minimum or maximum) between rounds. Because you're going to need alcohol to withstand their emo radiation.
The card is divided into 5 collumns, each with a specific theme.
* B: B is for Bitching, which is what they do. About everyone. Seriously.
* I: I is for Illiterate, which is what they are. This column asks for their writings.
* N: N is for No Taste. This column is for their music choices.
* G: G is for Graphics. Unfortunately, they won't cut themselves and leave something graphic enough.
* O: O is for Original, which is what they think thier names are. Prove them wrong.
For more fun, play for patterns (the Square, the Tee, the Cross, the X), play cards back to back, simultaniously. Furthermore, if this is not enough to satisfy you, you can play "Fake the Emo" bingo, in which you start accounts in order to confuse emos into believing your lies. Whoever gets the first fatality wins! Yay!
Let's play some Emo Bingo.
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When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.
"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"
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The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.
You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"
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A flabby upper arm that jiggles when you raise it and move it around, not unlike the arm of an overweight senior citizen who spends all her free time frantically waving her hand at the bingo table.
"Don't wave while wearing a short-sleeved shirt or people will see that you have a bad case of bingo arm."
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When you have all five symptoms that Pepto Bismol can cure (nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomache, diarrhea)
John: What's wrong with you?
Dave: I got a Pepto Bingo from eating too much Taco Bell