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blowjob

The act of satisfying a penis with one's mouth.

Ken's bum hurt from bicycling all day, so rather than make love, he and Rob decided to perform oral sex on eachother.

by Sooper! June 9, 2002

145πŸ‘ 1494πŸ‘Ž


blowjob

its not a good thing to do to your best friend's boyfriend, especialy in a bush at the park so you end up with dirt on your knees and don't notice and go in to town to meet her...she'll notice.

i gave him a blowjob and he sighned my tits...in perminant marker pen...that doesn't come off.

by s9uit May 11, 2008

130πŸ‘ 1398πŸ‘Ž


blowjob

Gay folks can do this the best.

Your brother came over and gave me a blowjob last night.

by naughtydude January 18, 2005

140πŸ‘ 1519πŸ‘Ž


blowjob

what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special

I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge

by hisbabygirl August 17, 2007

123πŸ‘ 1371πŸ‘Ž


blowjob

When a Penis is stimulated with the lips and tongue, and occasionally the throat, until orgasm and ejaculation.

Contrary to the severely heterosexist definitions on this site, it can be preformed by a man as well as a woman(usually better than, if I do say so myself).

Last night's blowjob was a great birthday present.

by boykooties January 30, 2008

117πŸ‘ 1359πŸ‘Ž


Blowjob

A blowjob is when a high person or even high school students suck on a dick no easy way to say it...

She gave me a real good blowjob

She’s a slut though

by girlwhoissad March 4, 2018

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Blowjob

The act of a person giving oral pleasure, in simpler terms: a girl or guy sucking your dick.

Hypethetical scenario: No discrimination against any lgbt couples.

Guy: "Hey baby can I have a blowjob? "
Girl: "Yeah, I will suck on the tip."
Guy: "Can you deepthroat? "
Girl: " Yeah sure."

Guy: "Thanks, babe"
Girl: *"blahc, shlerp" choking on the guy's cock/dick*

by Sex:Expert:69 April 25, 2018

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