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An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album
It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.
I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.
All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.
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When one grabs onto the females legs (or males) and throws her into a double front flip (or double back flip if you're a risk taker) and simultaneously takes off his clothes and her clothes and then completes a full insta-boner and as she falls to the ground from the flips, she lands on the fully erect penis, as it goes straight inside her auns.
Please note: This is a very risky maneuver, I highly suggest you do not try this! It has never been fully completed before and is illegal in 23 countries.
Jeff gave Troy the greatest Double Buttfuck Back Flip the other night, he had to go to the hospital!
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adj. While not as far away as Buttfuck Nowhere, this term is used when you have no idea where you are located currently, but have a general sense of where you're, somewhat, at. This is normally used when describing your location in a text, or as a witty comment. Synonym for "Middle of Nowhere", although it can also be interchanged with "Hell".
Nig-nog #1: Where did that pig want us to go again, niBBA?
Niglet: Man, IDK, probably Buttfuck, New Jersey...
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when traffic has ground to a halt or crawl for many miles, usually due to rush hour, heavy construction, or a bad accident.
I'm trying really hard to make it to the show on time, but traffic on I-85 is backed up to West Buttfuck!
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The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont
1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.
2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison