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A motherfucking piece of shit gang-banging cock sucker
Officer Tenpenny describes Carl Johnson as a mother fucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker
Conversation:
Carl: Uh- Sweet!
*Distracts officer Tenpenny*
*Missed shot at Carl*
Tenpenny:It ain’t over Carl! It ain’t over!
Tenpenny: Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!
*Shoots generators to make building explode*
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The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.
Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.
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Carl Daniel likes to get the 6 in every subject. He usually gets to build the gaming pc with his dad. He also likes to be fucking annoying sometimes.
Gaming pc:
Carl Daniel : "Guys, someday im gonna build a gaming pc with my dad :( " *really sad voice, like he is the last person on earth*
fucking annoying:
Sigurd: "Im gonna go eat dinner, bye"
Carl Daniel: "Youre going to hoe bean sinners??"
A sexy badass from AMC's the walking dead. He slays walker ass and looks hot while doing it. He's strong, mature, loyal and has a sense of humour; everyone wants a Carl grimes.
Rick: Where's Carl?
Glenn: over there behind bad ass.
Or
"I wish I had a Carl grimes, *sigh*"
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the most disgusting, vile, and horrific creature you could ever see
OMG! I saw a Carl today! I was horrified!
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Sigmund Freud's first non Jewish follower who made up extroversion and introversion.
Carl Jung doesn't want to have sex with his mom, Freud does, though.
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He’s a fucking boss. He gets all the ladies and he’s that one guy who’s super popular in school. A Carl Amnér is very common to be super toxic in game chat lobbies, often with a fake Irish accent.
A Carl Amnér is a great fella and a great muse.
-“Hey, look at that guy, he’s super well dressed in designer clothing! “
-“Yeah, he certainly is a Carl Amnér.”
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