faps

A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.

1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.

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fap

Like a fart, but with your hand on your penis.

"I'm going back to the room to fap over his face while he's still sleeping lightly"

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Fapped

The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."

Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")

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fap

Free Action Potion - a potion in the game World of Warcraft which allows free movement for a short period of time.

"That warrior snared me so I had to pop a FAP."

"Did you see the rogue FAP in our duel?"

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:(FAP

when someone cannot type to save their life. I misspelling of LMFAO.

Dude your a :(FAP you can't type.

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fap

In the white wolf live-action roleplay (larp) or tabletop game "Vampire: the Masquerade," FAP is an acronym for the combination of three extremely potent vampiric combat powers: Fleetness, Aegis, and Puissance. The game is designed such that most characters should never possess all three powers, but in practice many gamers/larpers who desire excessive power will find ways to acquire them all (see powergamer, and some of the definitions under twink).

"Don't go after Jimmy's character, that powergamer/twink has FAP."

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fap

didn't know about the masterbation association of this word!
I thought it was heard mostly in the work area
Fucking
Attitude
Problem

boy is she touchy after that meeting- FAP

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