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fapped

Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.

Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.

by Noir November 11, 2006

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fap fap fap

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy

damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn

by SAN JOSE STATE April 28, 2003

6004๐Ÿ‘ 1827๐Ÿ‘Ž


fap fap fap

Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.

(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

by Chullage February 2, 2009

4570๐Ÿ‘ 2252๐Ÿ‘Ž


fap fap

an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation

I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.

by yayaluvshearts July 28, 2008

247๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fap

Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...

by a random guy who likes writing April 13, 2016

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Fap

The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.

Fap me

by ฮ‘ January 13, 2022

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Fap

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap

by joemammy July 20, 2019

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