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tree blooming

practiced by only a few...one can achieve an incredible high without the use of any known or recognized substance by even hard core drug users. At times the source may be hard to identify. One can become irrational, extremely fucked up, at times can be a danger to oneself and others. The truth about tree blooming has been kept secret, and until now, unmentioned. It is known by insiders as "the ultimate high"

"sorry we sealed the envelope with used smelly deoderant .....we were tree blooming."

"all bike riders should put icy hot on their butts".....tree blooming in progress.

by moonstruck May 3, 2005

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orlando bloom

someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as

"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"

by Megastar11 July 15, 2008

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Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.

Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

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Orland-O Bloom

(noun) A picture of Orlando Bloom that is distorted by female orgasm in such a way as to make Orlando Bloom's face the capitulum of a flower, and the female ejaculate the petals of the flower.

Rachel Orland-O bloomed all over that picture!

by SleepyInJerzey April 11, 2007

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Orlando Bloom

One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!

Orlando Bloom is the greatest pirate next to Jhonny.

by Lover! June 8, 2007

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canker-bloom

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.

Oh yuck! He's got a canker-bloom. Tell him he needs to blow his nose.

by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

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Blooming Onion Shit

The process of taking a shit in which multiple pieces of shit are produced and land in the form of a blooming onion.

I just took a blooming onion shit! It really looks like a blooming onion!

by XCaliburger June 5, 2017