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When you're life is so meaningless you go out of your way to get killed by the police or a city bus in the hopes that your surviving family who wants nothing to do with your sorry ass anyways will get half the money the courts award you at the taxpayers expense. The other half goes to the lawyers and Al Sharpton.
Yeah... He was a gud boy. He was get 'n his life back together. He was going to community college and trying to record his rhymes. He dindu nuff 'n and the police shot 'em. He goan git fat ghetto life insurance doh...
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An informal insurance agreement between friends/acquaintances where one borrows gear from the other. I.e. "you fuck it, you fix it".
"I lent my mate Kevin my boat for the weekend, told him it was under double f insurance".
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Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again
Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?
Guy 1: yeah
White Man's Insurance Policy
The 'White Man's Insurance Policy' is a general principal that posits the ability of a white man, after an exhaustive but failed search for love among white women, to gain the courtship of an Asian woman who is usually younger and better looking, with relative ease. The policy has brought joy to the lives of even the most hideous and rejected men among the white population and angst among male Asian populations.
Dude, I flew to Japan last month and exercised my white man's insurance policy; landed more women than I could count.
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the terminology used in the movie "Grease" for condom.
aw, damn. i forgot my 25 cent insurance policy.
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The thing you call after flying motorbikes hit the shoot button
Guy 1:Man Mors Mutual Insurance is so helpful, just got my car back
Guy 2: Yeah i used it 3 minutes ago
Oppressor kid: now you gonna use it again!
boom
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A guarantee that you can sue any other person who distracts you from getting your exam target grade.
Jason was messing around all that term, i'm going to use the Exam Insurance Act 1945 to get back at him
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