spit-laugh

n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc.

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Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?

Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh.

maggie laugh

An awkward and uncomfortable sequence of loud noises that hardly resemble laughing

Oh my gosh! Is that person choking?!? Oh wait, no it’s just a maggie laugh

laughing grass

another term for marijuana

Man...lets go get some laughing grass!!

victory laugh

A powerful laugh of pride after making an accomplishment or being powerful or superior over others.

I have a victory laugh every time I get a collateral kill on tf2 with the machina.

Laugh Box

The box from which laughter is emitted.

My laugh box is horny for Rebekah's laugh box.

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maple laughs

An NHL team from Toronto Canada. They are the only original 6 team who have not won a cup since the 1967 expansion. They are known for having a moronic and delusional fanbase who refuses to see what's sprawled out on the ice in front of them. No your team is not going to win a Stanley Cup, no your team will not even make the playoffs.

Did you see the maple laughs blow a 4-0 lead to Vancouver last night?

I should have been way more surprised then I was.

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a laugh and a 0.5

Internet/IM speak for a laugh and a half, meaning something is mildly amusing. Substitute for a higher fractional number if the situation calls for it (i.e. a laugh and a 0.7).

Person 1: Did you see yesterday's episode of The Daily Show? It really was a laugh and a 0.5.

Person 2 appears to be offline.

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